I like to think that I am a pretty inquisitive person. I look at the world around me, and often find myself thinking.. "Why?"
Why in the HELL is that 500 pound lady wearing a tank top? With spaghetti straps?
Why did I marry a complete idiot?
Why, oh why, do you not have a case of soap in your shopping cart when you smell like a monkey's ass? Or is that what the bleach and Brill-O pads are for?
Why did natural selection fail when that walking genetic mistake was conceived?
See? Inquisitive. So. My friend, he says "Have you read this blog and that blog?" So you know what I say to him? I say
"Nay! I care not for blogs, sir!"
I've had my fill of pics of skanks with beer funnels, thanks.
I could not possibly care any less what all these random people have to say, so you go read your blah blah blah and keep that shit to yourself.
Then, one day I was webbing around on my old, broke down computer. That darn inquisitive nature kicked in, so I start looking at blogs. Stupid blogs. Repeatedly. And then I stumble across http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2008/01/artist-formerly-known-as.html
Usually when something makes me spew Diet Coke all over my 50 pound monitor, it's pretty fuckin' hilarious, at least in my twisted mind. That's some funny shit right there. And I was hooked.
So I say, "Why not?" Why not put it out there for the world to see? Talk about what pisses me off and what is funny as hell, let it all hang out.
it's not my fault, see? It's not me that got you into this blog mess, it's that stupid inquisitive thing. I apologize in advance.
